OMG!!! Zambian And Namibian Parents Have No Chill With The Names They Give To Their Children… See Epic Names That Will Make You Roll On The Floor!

Zambian And Namibian Parents Have No Chill With The Names They Give To Their Children… See Names That Will Make You Roll On The Floor!

SAKALA, BECAUSE

Pls don’t give these kind of names to your next child, BECAUSE…

 

BEYOND REPAIR NGONGO

 

ELLINA HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 

TJIUONDEKA WHY GOD

The only scene that came to my mind was that he must’ve been born with some defect and his mother was like, “WHY GOD?!? WHYYYYYYY???”

 

IIPINGE NO-MORE WAR

This is because he was born shortly after independence.

 

AMAKALI IMMANUEL VERY IMPORTANT PERSON

BECAUSE of ROADBLOCK, INAUGURATION DOESNT MATTER,WHY GOD, this is a VERY IMPORTANT PERSON

i want my kids to be important people as well! Important Person I, Important Person II, Important Person III

 

EDWARD ROADBLOCK

They must have given birth to him at a roadblock when they stop and refused them entry to the hospital in the nearest town or city.

 

TEMBO, DOESN’T MATTER

The parents were at the births registration office and the Mother told the registrar they were expecting a girl. The registrar replied ‘doesn’t matter’

 

INAUGURATION, ZULU